▓ CRT STATIC TV — CH 03
Crypto Dad CRT loop. DOS-era scanlines + rolling static bursts over the tape.
DOSWAPZ /// MODEL 8087
VOL ◆ BRIGHT ◆ TINT
☠ PIRATE RADIO — 5 CH STATIC
Button tuners only. Every station is dead air at a different tone. Click again to mute.
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UNLICENSED • BASEMENT FM • NO SIGNAL DETECTED
☎ DAD VOICEMAILS — 1987 TAPES
80s payphone quality — band-limited static, crackle, gravel voice. Click anywhere first if audio is blocked.
ANSWERING MACHINE — CASSETTE A — SIDE 1